sovietnam:

sage-the-lightning:

animentality:

catgirl-kaiju:

charlottan:

they will never attack my big and large towers

george w bush and sauron have both said this

discoursedrome:

10001gecs:

tumblr being all adults nowadays is so funny because my mutuals are either unemployed chainsmokers or Ezra, Bioengineering PHD Candidate at University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill

one of the important lessons to learn about adult life is that the gap between an unemployed chainsmoker and a bioengineering phd candidate is actually not that large

random-ferret:

ratfuck:

the big fucking bird that sat on the powerlines and fucking killed all those nasty tiny little shit bitch birds who were mean to him

drianadriana:

brightsunnydaysofcastamere:

annoyedlord:

loqui-mortuis:

chaos–themralds:

tmmyhug:

o/ <- person waving

o7 <- person saluting

ol <- person raising hand

o1 <- person scratching head

\o> <- person stretching

\o/ <- woohoo!

<o> <- EXTREME STRESS, LIKE “OH FUCK OH SHIT” STRESS

orz <- the person is on their hands and knees, on the floor, god what happened to them

OTL <- same, but we are now closer to them (mb softly pat their back or something)

or2 <- the person is still on their hands and knees but they’ve got a fat ass now

krystal-prisms:

luisonte:

lansia viva

depsidase: